Four of my 5 housemates are leaving tomorrow for a week. Which means Sam and I have the house to ourselves... can you spell PARTAY? Apparently I can't!
Then again, knowing me, I'll probably spend my new-found duo residence working and studying. I need more friends. Living nearby, I mean. You all are great, but most of you live at least 750 miles away from me, which sort of puts a damper on our partying capabilities. I wonder if Win would mind me playing Gotcha here while he's gone.
Went to south town today to check out some license plate numbers on cars of some deadbeat who owes our client money. Whoops, probably shouldn't say that. Most of our clients might fit that description. Gah, bankruptcy law is strange.
Anyway, the south is apparently a rougher part of the neighborhood, and I started getting concerned when this car pulled out right behind me and started following real close. Probably saw my flashy red car and thought he'd hit the jackpot. Ha! I quickly turned into a side street and he kept going. Didn't even give me a second glance. All those years of practicing impressions finally paid off!
I was told of a method by which one could get more MPH out of a unicycle at the PNWJF last week. I tried it out, and you know what? I found a new muscle in my leg! Like new, barely used! I bet you have some like that too. There's only one way to find out... Learn to unicycle! Yeah!
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